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🥧 Extended-Family Thanksgiving Candle: A Silent Slice of Survival 🥧

Prepare for the ultimate family gathering survival strategy with our Extended-Family Thanksgiving Candle, in the scent "Shut Your Pie Hole." This delectable wood wick candle embodies the essence of a cozy Thanksgiving, filled with the comforting scent of hot apple pie and ice cream, because sometimes the best way to get through family gatherings is to keep your mouth shut...with pie.

Details:
  • 100% Soy Wax, sustainably sourced
  • 1 crackling wood wick
  • Fragrance: "Shut Your Pie Hole," notes of warm apple pie and ice cream
  • 3"w x 5"h
  • 1 lbs 9 oz total weight
  • 13 Oz of wax
  • Est. burn time 100 Hrs, assuming normal burning practices
  • Vessel: 100% Recycled Glass Classico jar
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Shared Trauma: Extended Family Thanksgiving Candle - 13 oz, Crackling Wood Wick

$30.00Excl. VAT

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Description

🥧 Extended-Family Thanksgiving Candle: A Silent Slice of Survival 🥧

Prepare for the ultimate family gathering survival strategy with our Extended-Family Thanksgiving Candle, in the scent "Shut Your Pie Hole." This delectable wood wick candle embodies the essence of a cozy Thanksgiving, filled with the comforting scent of hot apple pie and ice cream, because sometimes the best way to get through family gatherings is to keep your mouth shut...with pie.

Details:
  • 100% Soy Wax, sustainably sourced
  • 1 crackling wood wick
  • Fragrance: "Shut Your Pie Hole," notes of warm apple pie and ice cream
  • 3"w x 5"h
  • 1 lbs 9 oz total weight
  • 13 Oz of wax
  • Est. burn time 100 Hrs, assuming normal burning practices
  • Vessel: 100% Recycled Glass Classico jar

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